June 2012
my life right now -____-
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
My room's not a mess... Everything's just on...
thedayitriedtofly:
bendingsporks:
starkid-nerdfighter:
Like a museum.
where you step on the artifacts
It’s an interactive museum
tonight i am sleeping with my window open! that...
wednesday and thursday
so wednesday i did nothing in the moring at night i went to the beach which was an adventure lol me and jake weren’t sure how to get there but thank god we did it was fun. we walked along the beach holding hands and it was so cool because there are these little crabs that were everywhere so you’d feel them dig into the sand when you walked lol.we sat together he had his arms around me...
The best times to kiss a girl.
juliananguyen:
When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel...
What its like to have your period:
Calling a girl mami is the most disgusting thing...
sarahsoofficial:
Or papi. No. Just no.
Ain't nothing sexier than a person with their mind...
Boy: suck my dick
Girl: i wish you were more romantic
Boy: suck my dick in the rain
