Why I can't sext
Them: I want to lick you up and down and shove you against the wall and hear you moan.
Me: Yes i'm okay with this.
That awkward moment when you accidentally touch... →
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I like "clingy" people.
itschrisraymond: I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 fucking minutes later.
Can we cuddle?
julianplowden: In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. We could whisper sweet things to each other over pillows that no one could hear. We’d just stare in each others eyes until a smile cracked the silence of our...